Being too handsome isn’t always a good thing—especially when you realize that all the beautiful girls confessing to you aren’t even human.

Actually… they’re not even people.

Ghost Empress Senior: “Junior, the more you resist, the more excited I get.”

Millennium Vampire Empress Junior: “Let me drain your blood, senpai—so we can live forever together.”

Fox Spirit Queen Deskmate: “I offer you all three thousand beauties of Qingqiu—take your pick.”

Vampire Queen Neighbor: “Commoner, kneel and sing your surrender.”

I thought I had joined a normal…