The third-generation Prince Alexio, a noble vampire, had an extreme aversion to using coffins as bedding, especially after his archenemy dragged him into one right before dying.

One day, Alexio was awakened by an archaeological excavation, only to find the lid of his coffin pried open, and hundreds of cameras trained on him from every possible angle.

Audience A: Ahhh, he’s gonna bite someone! He’s gonna bite! Those tiny fangs are so cute, eeeek!

Audience B: I am fit and healthy, and I have flawless pale skin and delicious blood! Bite! Me! PLEASE!

After a moment of stunned confusion, Alexio’s first reaction was to elbow his archenemy, who was sleeping in the same coffin, awake.

Alexio: Wake up, jerk! This world’s even crazier than you are!