(No, this isn’t a soul transmigration story.)

I accidentally reincarnated as a background male NPC in a popular yuri (girls’ love) game called Rose Saint Covenant.

My plan?

Sit back, stay invisible, and enjoy the pretty girls falling for each other.

But then… I realized something terrifying:

This is five years before the game’s main storyline begins!

And for some reason, instead of romancing each other, all the future heroines…

are targeting me?!

The tsundere duke’s daughter is my childhood friend?! And apparently… I’m the reason she turned into a tsundere?!

The imperial princess buries her face in my chest and mutters, “I-it’s just to recharge my Schiller energy…”

The saintess tracks me down with a cross at my throat, whispering, “Found you… accomplice of the fallen god…”

Even the main heroine—yes, the main fcking heroine*—I accidentally picked her up like a stray cat and now she’s saying: “Since you found me, you belong to me now~”

All I wanted was to watch the yuri fluff unfold in peace.

Why are they all after me?!

And why is each of them more dangerous than the last?!

Seriously—

I came for the GL. Not to become the male lead in a reverse yuri harem.