Only licking one person is called being a simp, with nothing to show for it.

Licking ten people at once is called being a sea dog, never getting what you want.

If you can turn being a simp into a profession and make a fortune, that’s called having it all!

……

It’s well-known that Lu Xing is a humble simp, loving the cool and aloof campus beauty, Wei Qingyu, to the core!

Wei Qingyu herself also thinks so.

But what she doesn’t know is that Lu Xing is also the simp of…

A cold and charmingly mad professor, a pe*verted pink-haired senior, a cool and black-bellied opera star, a gentle and wealthy auntie, and a fiery and tsundere school bully!

After making enough money, Lu Xing plans to stop being a simp and leave.

But those women are unwilling and directly start a chaotic battlefield of chasing him, turning it into a pyre!

……

Years later.

Seeing Lu Xing achieve success and surrounded by goddesses and campus beauties, everyone asks for his experience.

“Clearly, we’re all simps, so why do you have it all?”

Lu Xing smiles slightly.