I finally obtained the harem of my dreams!

The distant childhood friend, the uptight class representative, the gyaru who’s harsh on otaku, and that girl you’re not even sure whether to say hi to or not.

One day, out of nowhere, every single woman started showing affection towards Sakamoto Kogorou.

If it were just that, I’d consider it the height of male fortune. But their love… it’s just too heavy.

Far too heavy for a high school boy to bear.

At this rate, I’ll go down in history as the first man to ever develop a hernia from the sheer weight of love.

It all started on that day.

A confession from the infamous sorceress senpai. A confession cursed, demanding the precondition of marrying into her clan.

There was no way a high school boy could dedicate his life to such a fate. Summoning all his courage, he rejected the maiden’s confession.

With an almost resigned tone, the senpai asked:

“Do you want to be popular?”

“Huh? Well, yeah, I guess…”

“Got it.”

As you might have guessed, she cursed me with popularity.

Thanks to that, my shallow wish to be popular came true.

But because of it, my sincere wish to be popular with normal women was utterly crushed.

Life isn’t so sweet.

You’d be hard-pressed to find something this bitter.