After transmigrating into a post-apocalyptic novel, the System informs Sang Luo that her fiancé, the male protagonist, has abandoned her to run off with his one true love, the female protagonist. Her mission, should she choose to accept it, is to get revenge.

Sang Luo: “?”

“I’d rather just die, thanks.”

So she cuts her finger and smears it with zombie blood.

System: “???”

It awakens a water-elemental ability for her in a panic-induced scream.

When the food at home runs out, Sang Luo lies on the floor like a salted fish. “Starving to death is also an option.”

System, weeping: “If you go find food, I’ll awaken a space-elemental ability for you!”

Sang Luo reluctantly agrees.

Later, she stumbles upon a heavily injured person.

System: “AHHH! That’s the final villain! Save him! You can team up with him later to kill the main characters!”

Sang Luo decisively abandons him.

System, having a complete meltdown: “If you save him, I’ll awaken a fire-elemental ability for you!”

Sang Luo thinks for a moment. “In that case, I want lightning.”

After all, the power is out at home, and a lightning ability would be perfect for watching TV.

System: “…”

…

Before she knows it, Sang Luo has collected every single elemental ability.

Her: “Huh?”

Later, at a survivor base, the power-level testing machine explodes when she touches it.

She yawns: “Did you guys find this thing in a dumpster?”

Out on a mission, Sang Luo does nothing but sleep or doze off. The team decides to teach her a lesson by deliberately leaving her behind in a zombie horde.

A while later, she catches up to them without a single scratch on her. “Hey, why didn’t you tell me you were leaving?”

Everyone: [stunned_dog_face.jpg]

How did she get back?!?

The great villain’s heart was once a barren wasteland.

At first, he: “Only idiots believe in disgusting things like feelings.”

Later—

He holds up a bowl of porridge he cooked himself, coaxing the person sleeping lazily in bed: “My sweet treasure, just have a few bites before you go back to sleep.”

Tsk, everyone has their moments of eating their own words.