Just transmigrated and already maxed out cultivation? Even picked up a stunning wife for free? Chu Tiange feels like this transmigration package really delivered!

Right off the bat, the Super Sign-In System smacks him in the face. First sign-in — boom! — his cultivation skyrockets to the max. Unmatched in this world! Still stunned, a beauty falls from the sky… Wait no, it’s a poisoned and delirious stunner who’s lost her mind!

A night of passion? She’s gone by morning, leaving only a jade pendant behind!

Chu Tiange says: “So this is what an invincible life looks like — plain, dull, and uneventful… my a*!”

He obediently hides out in a valley for a year, signing in every day. Martial arts manuals pile up into mountains, immortal pills and spirit treasures are as common as candy. Just when he’s ready to head out and have some fun — ding dong! A surprise delivery!

The beauty from a year ago suddenly shows up again, all battered and bruised. She shoves a dainty little baby girl into his arms and says, “Take care of her,” then disappears… again!

“???”

Looking at the adorable baby girl in swaddling clothes who looks just like a mini version of himself, Chu Tiange is completely dumbfounded.

Well, guess the invincible master just got promoted to rookie dad!

From then on, a legend spreads through the cultivation world: there’s a mysterious young man carrying a baby. He looks ordinary — but no one can see through him!

Top-tier spirit spring for baby baths? Ten-thousand-year spirit milk as formula? Using god-tier cultivation techniques as alphabet flashcards? That’s just the basics!

“Daddy, that mean uncle glared at me!”

“Oh? I’ll scatter his ashes for you.”

“Daddy, this glowing rock is so pretty!”

“You like it, sweetheart? It’s yours! What? It’s an innate spiritual treasure? No problem — I’ll get you a dozen more!”

With maxed-out cultivation and a heaven-defying cutie in tow, he embarks on a lighthearted and hilarious journey to find his wife.

Holy land prodigies?