“Wanna become a magical girl? It only costs 200,000 yuan!”
Lin Guanqi: “No thanks, I’m broke.”
“If you become a magical girl, you’ll get a 50,000 base salary for every mission~”
He stared in disbelief.
“No, seriously — how about I pawn my kidneys for you, then fail the mission so you can just contract the next sucker?”
“No need.”
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