“Wanna become a magical girl? It only costs 200,000 yuan!”

Lin Guanqi: “No thanks, I’m broke.”

“If you become a magical girl, you’ll get a 50,000 base salary for every mission~”

He stared in disbelief.

“No, seriously — how about I pawn my kidneys for you, then fail the mission so you can just contract the next sucker?”

“No need.”

“Then maybe I’ll just work for you for the rest of my life?”

“Also unnecessary.”