“Hill, marry me.”
“Please forgive me, but I must refuse.”
“Why? Didn’t you say you liked me?”
“Because… compared to being a wife, I’d much rather remain a maid. If we were to marry, there would no longer be an employer–maid relationship between us, and then I wouldn’t be a true maid at all—just a wife indulging in a bit of roleplay!”
“Hey, hey,…