“Hill, marry me.”

“Please forgive me, but I must refuse.”

“Why? Didn’t you say you liked me?”

“Because… compared to being a wife, I’d much rather remain a maid. If we were to marry, there would no longer be an employer–maid relationship between us, and then I wouldn’t be a true maid at all—just a wife indulging in a bit of roleplay!”

“Hey, hey, hey, are you serious? Do you really want to be a maid that badly? Aren’t you afraid I might marry someone else…”